May 17, 2017

ODO 61: Plastic Money and Playing Jesus



I'm a bit behind on prep this week so stories get pulled a little more on the fly. In Entertainment I've got the controversy around ABC cancelling "Last Man Standing" and the hackers trying to ransom the latest "Pirates" movie. Weird news brings a story about sex lessons from porn stars and getting "Winstoned." The listener voted "Jackass of the Week" tells the tale of a pastor who died trying to walk on water, but with a twist.

-ENTERTAINMENT-


Many conservatives are claiming that Tim Allen's comedy, "Last Man Standing" was cancelled as a result of his conservative political views and recent comments he made about being a Republican in Hollywood. ABC insists that the cancellation had to do with schedule changes and trying to cut costs from shows that they do not actually own.



A hacker groups has apparently acquired a copy of  "Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales" and are threatening to leak it online if Disney doesn't pay their ransom. As of showtime they have already begun releasing the film in small portions.

Jim Parsons, who plays Dr. Sheldon Cooper on "The Big Bang Theory," and partner of 14 years, Scott Spiewak got married



-WEIRD SHIT FROM THE NEWS-

A couple of porn stars are helping older couples spice up their sex lives by teaching them some  more advanced sexual positions.



A high school cheerleader was arrested for filing a false police report after claiming robbers broke in to her room just to steal her cheer uniforms.

Cocaine Users Complain of  New £5 Note Cutting Noses When Snorting  

Drug users are complaining of getting "Winstoned" by the new plastic £5 notes while snorting cocaine. It appears the controversial new bills are cutting the insides of the "users'" noses.


-JACKASS OF THE WEEK-




While trying to recreate the Biblical miracle of Jesus walking on water, a pastor in Nigeria was eaten alive by crocodiles in the heavily croc-infested river.

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